Description
Densuke just enrolled at the exclusive Zashono academy. He’s eager to participate in extracurricular activities, but he never expected to join the mysterious Eiken Club. Strangely enough, every other member is a busty co-ed, and many of the club activities involve bikinis. But Densuke isn’t interested in anyone but the the shy and beautiful Chiharu. Will he overcome the wall of women that stand between him and true love? Or is he doomed to a lifetime of riding watersides with a jumble of half-naked women greased with yogurt?… More >>
Eiken
So I was browsing the channels on cable and ironically came up on this “anime” if I can call it that. I was a bit attracted to it at first (the big boobies maybe?)..but then that attraction turned into disbelief…then disgust! I couldn’t believe the stuff I was watching! Heck I can understand “sexual comedy” but this was more than that…more like exploitation. If you watch the slide scene…you’ll know what I mean…it just goes WAY too far. So far that I will never watch or recommend this .s..h..ehhmm junk ever! Well, if you are big fan of animated boobies and exploitation go ahead and buy it..the rest of us will stick to the normal stuff. Rating: 1 / 5
What can I say? The sole purpose of this program is to put unbelieveably huge cartoon breasts on the screen to be fondled and violated. There is no semblance of a plot or purpose. The main character is the sterotypical annoying clutz who stumbles his way in and out of each scene, just so he can fall into the crotch and/or the cleavage of his costars. And oh, the cleavage. Even the characters who look to be flat chested under normal clothes including one girl who claims to be an A-cup are busty by real world standards once they strip to their underwear. However Eiken’s stars are the three unbelievably mammoth chested women who torment Densuke. The purple haired leader is always doing unmentionable things to her phallic shaped snacks; the mousy/whiny/sickly red head who is Densuke’s love interest is always half naked, or being hurt in a sexual forceful way by accident by Densuke. Then there’s this six grader who possibly has the largest chest of them all, but the fact that she is a minor is unsettling and creepy. What were the writers and animators thinking? On top of all that, the boing factor is ridculous. It is no where near attractive watching girls with jello for chests jiggling around all over the place.
Fanservice for the sake of fanservice, but downright creepy and disturbing. Rating: 1 / 5
you should see this if you’re looking for smething supid and like—BOOBIES!!!! Rating: 4 / 5
Eiken is finally available in the US!! A disc is up to par with the Japanese release, and at a much cheaper price. There’s no extras, but the Japanese release didn’t have any either. The dub isn’t remarkable at all, but I still recommend this anime for any lover of anime or large boobs! Rating: 5 / 5
Let’s ignore the obvious for a moment and look at the technical stuff.
Story: A boy joins a secret club that has no defineable purpose. The end.
Characters: Brash tomboy. Girl who is shy to the point of always wispering (and is also supposedly the smartest girl in school- yet she’s too stupid to realize lying on your back with legs spread in an inch-long skirt in a crowd of hormonal teenage boys is NOT a good idea). Loser who longs for an unobtainable girl. Yes, cliches run rampant here, and there is no stopping them. Although most of the cast is female (and this is an ecchi title), none of them are attractive in the least. I’m not talking about their lumps of mutated flesh -I’ll get to it later, okay. There is simply nothing new or different about them, nothing to make them recognizable from other anime characters save the size of their breasts.
Art & Animation: Even the loveliest of artwork or the smoothest of frames couldn’t save this – but this title has either. It’s decidedly average and dull.
Okay, done with that. Now it’s time to go to the obvious.
This title is simply THE most exploitive, demeaning piece of dung I have ever seen. Words cannot describe the utter horror that is this show. Something is definately wrong when the character with the largest breasts is ten years old.
This show would do perfectly as a hentai title and would be enjoyed by those who like hentai, but this title never tips over into that area. Normal people will be disgusted by it, and hentai fanatics will find it too tame. This, more than anything else, is what utterly destroys Eiken. Rating: 1 / 5